Would she like Huey Lewis & the News?

Hey look! It’s the female equivalent of the guy who goes “but what about MALE circumcision?” in stories about FGM!

I also really love Garfunkel & Oates!

men are so quick to label women as “lady comics” or roll their eyes or whatever as soon as a woman mentions her femaleness on stage, whether it’s a hackey vagina joke or not. Then these same dudes go on to do 5 minutes about getting their dicks sucked, without any sense of irony about the whole thing.

i’ve been to a few open mics and it’s an endless parade of white guys talking about their dicks. it’s refreshing to see a woman get called up if at all, and if they choose to talk about their pussy, great. that’s their choice.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

Paul F. Thompkins features a lot of great female comedians on Spontaneanation, Lauren Lapkus and (Little) Janet Varney always deliver. Comedy Bang Bang tends to be good for that as well.

Baby Cobra was fucking FANTASTIC. I had no clue who she was going in, and she blew me away.

But since she repeatedly endorsed her original statement without once attempting to clarify what it meant beyond its plain meaning

I don’t ever want to put responsibility for being abused on a victim, but ladies, please stop dating Chris Brown.

But also, what if she did want to go home and have sex with him, and changed her mind when she saw his doll collection or something?

From the reports, it seems like Corinne was pushing the sexual contact along, yet does not remember anything.

If she didn’t want to have sex with him, then why was she taking tequila shots and why did she go home with him?

If you’re making a point and you’re wrong, fine.

It’s too bad no one’s made a movie about a badass half-vampire that hunts other vampires.

Soooo um, I can’t be the only one noticing that all kinja subsites have a white background? The clear message is that only people with white backgrounds matter, and I think this is a very problematic message to send? This is clearly shortsighted and ignorant? They’re clearly promoting white supremacy and trying to…

OH NOW YOU’RE CO-OPTING THE RAINBOW? TYPICAL BIG CORPORATION TRYING TO MAKE MONEY BY STEALING THE CULTURE OF THE OTHER. WAH WAH WAH.

YOU FIGHT AGAINST PEOPLE TEARING DOWN OUR CIVIL LIBERTIES BY FACING DOWN THE SMALL THINGS AS WELL AS THE LARGE.

This is full on jumping the fucking shark.

Are you telling me people are whining loudly, but not actually spending money on the things they claim they’re demanding? Get outta town!