You’d honestly be okay with Jezebel posting creepshots of female celebrities in yoga pants with accompanying articles simultaneously sexualizing their bodies and moralizing for them not covering themselves up more, because “fair is fair”? Because that sounds like a way different website.

Thank you. If this was another site simultaneously ogling and judging a woman for wearing form-revealing clothing, Jezebel would be reporting on that site as being the grossest thing in the world. “Hey, Wall Street Journal, no one cares about your gross opinion on yoga pant creepshots”. Instead, it’s “LOOOL LOOK AT…

And then he got a giant face tattoo and everything turned out great.

Hey wait, my racist friends are assholes? I didn’t see it coming!

I knew the Rock was a good guy when he made the goddamn Hurricane look like a million bucks when he in no way, shape or form had any obligation to do so, and not a single of his peers would’ve had the confidence to do the same.

How can we be surprised that Trump usurped democracy when we can be defeated in combat by fruit?

The teen, accompanied by his mother

No. There are two separate issues here. This shouldn’t be used as anti-black propaganda - maybe anti-teen propaganda - but that kid is a HUUUUUGE piece of shit for not only picking up a fucking grandmother against her will, but also a giant idiot for falling on his dumb fucking ass and slamming her into concrete doing…

If you really are, then I will.

I get it. There really isn’t an elegant solution, but giving the people a chance to learn is better than letting them find stupid stereotypes on their own. It sucks that Cinco de Mayo has kinda become “recognize Mexico day”, but it’s also a foot in the door and a chance to educate the people who actually, genuinely…

How do you expect people to know what’s a stereotype and what’s not? And Mexicans are a large part of the US and have been for centuries. Mexicans are part of American culture and should be recognized as such. You can’t both want to not be seen as an “other” (which, again, is ridiculous because Mexicans have been here…

But, like it or not, sugar skull imagery is included Mexican culture. Certainly more authentic than sombreros and mustaches. If you want people to be interested in learning more, you need to show them things they might be interested in learning about and to find a way for them to relate to it, and drinking and having…

Even accepting your premise, why don’t you write a song or a book about her? It’s not a democratic process, all it takes is putting in the effort. If those invested in her case can’t be bothered to put in the effort, why should anyone else?

Barry would’ve probably had a harder time being elected had he been married to a white woman, let’s be honest here. But come on, he and Michelle are SO fucking adorable, how can anyone claim it’s not love?

Barry would’ve probably had a harder time being elected had he been married to a white woman, let’s be honest here. But come on, he and Michelle are SO fucking adorable, how can anyone claim it’s not love?

Oh, we’re making non-sequitur assumptions? I bet you think Sinead O’Connor wrote “Nothing Compares 2 U”.

An EXCELLENT example, because Miles Morales’s origin is FAR too complicated and tied up in comic book continuity for the mainstream. You want to put Miles Morales on the big screen? You streamline his history and you Greatest Hits his story, and that you don’t try to teach someone $8 invested in it what the fuck an…

While true, the outcome is still ultimately a dead child. If this was a demonstration of how quickly a white kid with a gun gets shot versus how quickly a black kid with a gun gets shot, then demonstration successful, I guess.

Oh, I’m sorry, are you not familiar with suicide-by-cop as a concept?

You want something to become mainstream, you accept it being streamlined and watered down. I’m sorry. If we want an Iron Man movie, we accept that some things get changed to be more appealing or simplified for the general public. Right now, it’s more important that people accept Mexican influences as a completely…