Seriously, I started typing out my list, got to thirteen people and said, "Fuck it, I don't even care."

I'm pretty sure right now 'literally' is literally the most misused word in the English language. I misuse it all the time, because I think slang is hilarious.

Or he thinks it's cool that she helps him clear the leftovers from the refrigerator.

She also seems way younger than I imagined her.

I very much disagree that butch lesbians benefit from male privilege.

Crows are mean and evil because Dumbo? You realize that the crows were a racist caricature of black people, right?

Shining Time Station was awesome! I certainly thought so when I was three, anyway.

Chris Evans is fun. So. Many. Superheroes.

See, that's funny.

... Seriously a bad time for that crow comment.

I am so with you on that.

I'm rolling my eyes, too. You're trying to make this entirely about you. Yes, this is a shitty situation. It probably wasn't the best time to point out the inaccuracy of the 'Black people built America singlehandedly' comment, but your melodramatic freakout isn't helping anything.

Unless she was a sex worker.

I completely agree with you that addiction is a stigmatized mental illness. That said, addicts rarely play no role in becoming addicted to something.

I don't think there's anything wrong with choosing not to live in a place where the law is against you. Sure, she could probably do some good in Texas, but it would be to the detriment of her own happiness. Are you saying everyone should feel obligated to self sacrifice?

Nope. I refuse to wear a bra and I don't expect Psy to, either. THE NIPS MUST FLOW.

Regarding Velocirapture:

Last light I was trying to talk to my cousin about the apocalypse while I was drunk (never an excellent idea) and I couldn't think of the word rapture. He was suggesting words like judgement, and I was like, "No! It's a good word, not a bad word." When I finally remembered it, I shouted that it…

Seriously, this would be WAY more believable as Whalenado!

Hahahah, amazing.

What is happening down there?! Can anyone provide some kind of context? I mean, is there any kind of reason to ban tampons, or is it actually as batfuck crazy as it sounds?