I am definitely making that green crop top/yellow snake outfit for Hallowe'en this year. I WILL BE GETTING SO MUCH ASS.

I am so pleased that crop tops are a thing again. My abs are fantastic. So is my ass, so I'm pretty pumped about wearing my tiny shorts, too. Listen, I've never been in better shape, I look awesome and 25 isn't going to last forever.

!!! THAT IS AMAZING!!!

I got off work today, and it was super hot. So I thought, "I am going to take of this terrible business casual, put on the least amount of clothes and go to the comic book store!" So I threw on a pair of tiny, tiny shorts and a crop top and immediately regretted it as soon as I sat down and the gross, itchy streetcar…

Yeah, she is seriously on a roll today and I am getting tired of seeing her comments.

I dress up for everything. The bar down the street's playing 90's music? Excuse me while I find my plaid flannel, crop top, and ripped jeans. My mother's charity group is having a tea party? Where are my hat and gloves?!

Sorry about the misspelling. Though I've read the books, I've never really been a fan.

I honestly don't understand what your beef here is. Like, it is seriously beyond me. You're a Jane Austin scholar, so Jane Austin fans who like it in a more casual way offend you? I'm a professional costume maker (yeah, for real) but hobbyists don't bother me.

Wait - you're just a fan, who thinks that the way you fan is better than the way other people fan. OH. I GET IT. Seriously, get over yourself, and if you don't want to watch a movie, just don't watch.

Where did you get that out of the trailer, though? It referred to people who were really into Austin. It didn't say anything about scholars.

There are plenty of very thin people with healthy eating habits who are also very tired of being told they aren't 'real' women.

"Wot? Wot?"

It's figwit! He's an actor, sort of!

I feel like for a modern audience, they might twist it, and be like, "Actually, that aloof douchebag who hates dancing and all forms of fun probably isn't the guy for you." And I don't see Bret tricking her sister into marriage and the character looks super fun, so I'm still holding out hope.

Yeah, because cosplayers are a total laughingstock, amiright?!

Late response, I know, but I have an amazing dress that is mesh from the waist up the center of my torso. It makes my throob look amazing.

Jesus fuck, not everyone makes a ton of money. I work really hard, too, bro. I just don't don't get paid as much as you do for my time.

And Happy Canada Day to my people in the great white north! The fireworks here are loud and in every direction!

What? I'm not the person who originally responded to you, but I think they pretty clearly answered your question. The frowny-face is because choosing to be a contestant on The Biggest Loser isn't choosing health at all.

Sarah Harmer... Jorane... Sarah Harmer... Jorane. :P