I know, I was surprised too. I was figuring it would be a Siberian Tiger/scramjet affair

Hang on, you're trying to tell us that Putin's escape plane isn't a Pterodactyl packed to the Pterodact-gills with technology?

I have no idea what Sprint is trying to do with these ads. They make Tim and Eric look positively sensical and normal.

Dispatch: "911 where's your emergency?"

The actress has spoken. The show must go.

Goodbye, cruel world!

How do we call it? The McLaren Batmobile or the McLaren Bat Mobil 1?

Still waiting for this:

I thought the term was "Douche Bag"?

For sure, it's a lucrative demographic. Michael Kors is hoping to ramp its menswear revenue to $1 billion, and Coach's revenue from men has skyrocketed from $100 million in 2010 to about $700 million today.

This is hideous. Get it out of my sight.

Impreshive

Given Lego and Porsche prices nowadays if this does go on sale it will probably be like 50 grand...and then another 10 grand if you actually want the Martini livery.

There is two mig 29's with in 4 miles of my house. They don't get flown often, only think one of them has ever left the ground since they showed up years ago. But the sound they make is just amazing. Last I knew they were the only privately owned 29's in the US.

I'm more of a Su-27 (these are 30's, but same difference) guy, but Mig-29 is in my top 5. Just look at dat sexy nose!!!

No. I will not shut up. There's a difference between writing a good headline and the "Most amazing story you'll see all day!" garbage HuffPo (and Gawker sometimes) is known for. That is the fucking worst.

I'm so gonna win this.

It's like Die Herzoege von Hazzard!