This is how you Mustang airplane silly

I'm married, but my wife feeds my stupidity. Convinced me to go ahead and buy the powerful car over the regular one (this is our family car, mind you), buys and encourages me to buy video games. I've married an enabler o.O

I thought home ownership would make me all responsible and shit. Didn't work. I pay my bills on time, yeah, but I'm still just an oversized kid with a day job

And make sure that Cinnabon smell is pumped through the entire plane so nobody can resist.

too soon

77 years and counting.

Shut up and take my money!

Clarkson even once punched Morgan in the face.

First thing I thought after I heard the news was "What's Jeremy gonna say?".

Sadly, because Ford and Volvo are no longer those awkward teenage cousins who have hot makeout sessions at family reunions while the other relatives gorge on potato salad and complain about how biased the newspaper is these days, the new RS won't have a turbo five-cylinder engine like the last one. Boooo! Instead, it…

USA! USA!

Wow, I was with you throughout the sarcasm and the casual disdain right up until you got flat-out surly at the end. It just snowballed from curmudgeon to prick in 5.7 seconds.

I wouldn't have put it in quite those words, but yes - I think i09 is jumping to conclusions here. Conclusions that increase site traffic, undoubtedly.

Some people just won't take no for an answer. Wouldn't the UAW's employee lobbying efforts and direct-to-worker "education" programs also be considered coercive campaigns? It all fair game until someone uses the same tactics against them.

Instead of having built the militarily useless Maginot Line, the French should have simply made more white flags.

Wow.