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SasquatchElvis
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What really cost Nico a job at Lotus was his lack of weight

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

The styling looks way less dramatically different in this picture right here, that's for sure. It might not be as radical as it first appeared.

Hardibro looks like Captain America before they gave him the super soldier serum.

What you're basically saying is that God's Chariot has arrived?

whoa whoa whoa, don't go dragging me into that train wreck of a rear end. That diffuser has enough problems without getting ol'Mooseknuckles involved.

"Ma'am, please put down the dental floss. Ma'am, I'm not going to ask you aga – WAIT. WAIT IS SHE WEARING A HAIR TIE? TAKE HER DOWN!"

Great. Now they won't let us on planes if we've got magazines, hair dryers, batteries, or pocket change.

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

An S2000 racing a Carrera GT....

According to WBC, we're ALL going to hell, if we're not out curb-stomping gays. Because, you know, that's the true Cristian thing to do.

Get Ed to take it on, seriously, it would be great.

"The best way to protest these folks is to not give them any attention..." - Travis Okulski, Nov 14.

You have my vote for best car/girlfriend analogy ever

Serve/die for a different country.

Yeah because video games and realism sure go hand-in-hand.

Finding one of these jack offs climbing out of an A/C vent

"...a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls."

That's just crazy! All he had to do was jump over the toll booth.