Needs JATO.

Nissan S-chassis/Silvia.

Your name perfectly matches your conspiracy theory!

Doesn't the Mini convertible have a "top down o meter" or something ridiculous?

You're not tall, are you ?

True, but at under $200,000 you can actually afford to buy and race a GT-R Nismo for a year vs. just buying a $845,000 Porsche 918.

1st gear: Journalists flock to Austin, TX to get drunk, F1 race ensues.

Couple of things I loved

Thanks NBC for completely dropping the ball on victory circle. Way to go guys.

It implies a warlike nature of the deployment. It's conspiratorial in nature.

I've noticed an increase in misleading title names.... Any reason for that?

Damn you. I've used almost that exact line in a piece I've written on this thing, but it comes out tomorrow. Now it won't be half as funny.

Choice of weaponry is all wrong. The proper rifle to pose next to a mid 70's German car would be an H&K G3.

The most disappointing Transformer of all!

Rumor has it there is a Uni Cub β racing league starting up. They've released a rendering of their first race track design:

I thought it was a penguin too! Before I opened the article, on the main page I said to myself..."Unicycle? That a fucking penguin. what the hell??"