Would that be a hoodrat?

Every one of Erik’s “Hot takes” are terrible.

I started my career as a trunk boy, now I’ve made my way up to being a doorman.

I really like the style of this ad. Something about the juxtaposition works for the funky little French car.

They look like they could be those exact wheels, or be using the same ring, anyway.

Son, America was built on things that are completely pointless, but amazing.

We need a Formula D Dajiban-style drift van.

I’m just enjoying that someone with “Move over peasant” has a solid education in siege warfare and it’s vocabulary.

Indeed, but it’s still worthy of recognition.

Give me an example of a non-alphanumeric brand where the lineup of cars are clearly defined and differentiated in class and price by their name alone. The names might not be great, but they feel like they fit together.

As opposed to completely sensible and not at all made up names for cars like Fleetwood, Allante, or Escalade.

#COTD right here.

So now they can charge a ton of money for these new badges

He filed the suit a couple years ago when he took the position and noticed the issue. The company retaliated against him so now it sounds like he’s going somewhere that hopefully isn’t trying to hide shady business practices.

That price and those wheels make me want another vantage. CP.

Jalopnik: Cadillac is stupid for using an alphanumeric system! They need to go back to names for their cars!

They should’ve totally spent tens if not hundreds of millions to develop an entirely new car instead of simply installing a roll cage.

GM bad because they black listed us after we leaked the C7 and crashed a Camaro at the launch?

A model of that exact car and a C7.R grace my computer desk at home. I think it’s one of the best looking prototypes of all time.

On principal, correct. However, I have a taller hairstyle, so you might be fine if you do a combover.