I wiki’ed Blac Chyna and learned that her name is really Angela White. Tyga is Michael Stephenson.

I think a case can be made that being a member of the Palin family is cause enough for PTSD

Or, more specifically, she “picked it up” after it “hit Blake in the head and fell on the floor.”

“Let’s all take a moment to give thanks for the greatest holiday gift of all: That you’re not in this situation.”

Is a hipster’s word worth nothing these days?

None of them should be on TV anymore.

Hello no haters please and thank you

So Southern California is ALL hills. Like, steep, high hills that, if they were pretty much anywhere else in this country besides Colorado, would be considered mountains. There are good hiking spots all over the damn place. I hike in my neighborhood. I only have to step out my front door, because the hills in my…

What’s the alternative...Cruz, Carson? They all terrify me now.

Jay Z cheated on Beyoncé a lot (perhaps with Rita Ora) and she’s finally had enough.

Their love for Adam Levine

Really thought this was Laverne Cox at first glance.

Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.

Tyga may be “Stimulated,” but his wealth is simulated.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

And she’s bringing Kristin Cavallari with her.

I’m going to pretend he’s this guy from now on.

Plus mandatory blonding...