Honestly, her skin is so thin, I don’t know how she doesn’t die just from shaving her legs.

Ice and Coco are going to be the best parents. I love them so much. All is love. Yay.

President Obama is LITERALLY the coolest President ever. I don’t know if it’s the social media era that we live in, but he is just smooth. I want to party with him. Seriously.

lol “butt here’s”

Also, let’s be clear.

and you talk to yourself.

I can't believe I just admitted to watch this crap...

I was really struck by the scene with Kyle and Kim in Palm Springs, when Kim started singing her sad victim song about Kyle stealing her house. “You wouldn’t let me buy it! You sold it before I could even take my things out!” But then Kyle reminded her that they’d discussed their daughters co-listing the house, which…

In brief? Fell of the wagon, denied it, spewed hateful bile at everyone who showed concern, and failed to take responsibility for anything.

Hard to pick up a lemon and put it in my see-through fridge without thinking of her.

No, that's not a good way of handling it. That just spreads more pus around. And no doubt her inlaws are now concerned about who's joining their family.

If you're a grownup (and if you're getting married, you should be one of these) and you don't want to invite people to your function, don't. That's it. Full stop. If…

Or if you're generally taking good are of yourself over the years.

Eh, because girls have babies when they are young, so we have evolved to think youth is beautiful.

How many viruses did the mosquito get from Lindsay?

I really want her to be thrown in jail. Just because I'm really sick of rich/famous people getting off on crimes. My friends ex bil went to jail for a while for getting caught with a joint. But lilo can just never ever go to jail.

Lohan puts the Quit in mosquito. (sorry, i'll show myself out now.)

You can share Kindle Books, too, by adding someone to your household.

You can share Kindle Books, too, by adding someone to your household.

i think this should be included... i want one so badly!!

say whatever you want about Culkin but I would take him over Ashton Kutcher any day

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