I think "disgusting, yet weirdly Puritanical!" was almost the tagline for The Bachelor but the number of syllables confused the majority of the viewership.

Always a mistake.

Oh hooray. First one to make my high metabolism-having sister cry WINS... a punch in the face.

Fixed it.

I'm sure I'll get vilified for this, but… I believe his apology. The paparazzo knew what he was doing and got the reaction he was hoping for.

I mean, it's not stylish, but it's not .... this

:/ Why did you just call Kimye "it."

No Gwynnie! You don't compare your experience of reading reading negative comments about yourself online (which you say they wrote because they are jealous of you) to a soldier having gone through a war. Just, ugh. Have you learned nothing about what not not say?

ALT looks more like the Pope and Jaden looks like Max in his wolf suit.

I can't zoom in, but is this Andre Leon Talley dressed as Satan, behind Jaden Smith dressed as Virgin Batman?

Fun yet creepy game. I love it!

Also please enjoy Dolly and Kenny Rogers singing "Islands in the Stream."

Good serrano ham: better than sex.

I don't particularly care what, but yes please, give me something with mango banana papaya sex on top.

Women love a hero. And Charlie is the Day Man, fighter of the Night Man. Ergo, women love Charlie.

THAT OSCAR-WINNING PRODUCER ALSO HOT "OLD" DUDE DID NOT MISS ONE SYNCOPATED EIGHTH NOTE SHAKIN' THAT TAMBOURINE AND ALL THE OTHER STUFF HE'S PACKIN' NOT ONE. ALSO BRUNO MARS.

I didn't mean for my post to be a response to yours. I meant it as a stand alone post. Sorry about that. As for cheaters, yes, they always find a way to be the victim. They are blameless and casualties of circumstance. Tori however is gobsmacked that he could cheat on her. That is typical of "other women". They are…

Dean's ex-wife and Tori's ex-husband are laughing their asses off having dodged this bullet.

This is what my toenails look like when I put my socks on before the nail polish has completely dried.

One of the more disturbing quotes in this Quiverfull escapee's 5 Insane Lessons From My Christian Fundamentalist Childhood is "The individual babies really aren't as important as the quantity you successfully indoctrinate into the cause."