I am eternally grateful to Chipotle for existing in parts of this country where the only other dining options are of the Chili's or Applebee's variety.

To be fair, that dead unicorn is made of lots of Benjamins.

So when you respond to a comment or an article, you can either...

... ... I think you're bragging. Maybe... maybe don't brag about that... ;-)

ugh more of this normcore bs. NO to the scrunchie.

At least he's not the kind to beat up a girl because he loves her too much.

You're never, ever too old to lift your legs up over your head or someone else's, In Touch Magazine. Nerds.

What happened, where am I, what is this?

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Marriages to former drug-dealing rappers or finger tattoos?

All of this Bey-Z drama has caused me to realize that I am way too invested in people whose music I don't care too much for, and whom I will never know personally.

When we say "new bachelorette contestants" we really mean "discarded contestants from 'Dream Phone'"

He was just taking Bey's advice. Solange isn't too familiar with the rules of party jumpin'

I disagree pretty strongly here. Rape is a seriously underreported and underprosecuted crime, but if we take restroom scribblings as criminal evidence, it would be incredibly, incredibly easy for someone to abuse the system or implicate innocent people out of a desire for revenge.

i'm pretty sure she's a functioning anorexic.

The problem here is that the law is likely to end up being punitive rather than supportive.

Don't mind at all. I got really turned off during rush one year. I was considered one of the "good" rushers and they always put us good rushers up front and center to meet the most desirable girls. So, this one year, I met who I thought to be an unbelievably amazing woman who had it all. She was fun, smart, funny,…

OR.... people in their late teens and early twenties are super, super, super dumb.

I know no one cares about this, but I'll say it anyway. If casinos are banning you for life, you do not have a gambling problem. You are actually freakishly good at it.

Senior at a high school neighboring CDM here , and there were a couple more things going on.