I look like one of those dancing hippos from Fantastia when I am working out and I sweat like Robin Williams at the height of his cocaine years. Sexiness is the last thing on my mind.

That has been one of my goals since this happened:

Sorry Emma, Imma let you finish, but Paul Rudd lip syncing to Tina Turner is still the champ for me.

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

Damn, I missed the part of American history where they took over French Montana. Was that in the Louisiana Purchase?

i'm not sure a chiropractor is the person you should get dietary advice from.

Well she *is* in college, you pedant/spoilsport/dreamcrusher.

Somewhere, in the back of my brain, I had a little, tiny bit of respect for Oprah. The whole anti-vax, The Secret, swallowing your words causes hypothyroidism, Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, etc stuff had eaten away at quite a bit of it. But I still had some.

I don't have any let now, though. Lohan is clearly in need of…

It has to do with black and white thinking which sometimes is learned and other times part of a mental illness such as a personality disorder. In black and white thinking something is either good or bad but it can't be both, there is no grey. So someone like Lindsay can't see her actions or herself as bad even some of…

Her inability to accept responsibility for her own behavior is astonishing.

OMH Mark the white wizard,, i am blushing here now..........

Snip: "A friend leaned over and said, "Do you think it's a good idea to put that on your resume?" In their eyes, it was better to list no work experience than to list this "lowly" position."

she did a recent interview with Refinery29 talking about the cleanse she was on, no alcohol, no gluten, no sugar, etc. The insinuation there is that peasants cope with divorces by leaning hard into booze, icecream and fried foods, Gwyneth does a cleanse for her "uncoupling."

Or maybe, you know, he finds her smart and attractive and interesting and those two grown adults greatly enjoy each others' company. Anything's possible.

I realize there are children involved and I feel awful for those kids...

Totally can't tell if the header pic is a runway or a grocery store.

This is the best she's ever looked, IMO.

her hair and makeup look fantastic though, so there's that.

"I dreamed a dream too, bitch!"

Yikes. This just reminds me of leopard print trapper keeper folders. The colors, blocked and stacked, it's just awful.