or at all.

That pup is too young to have his ears clipped already. This gives me the sads.

This reminds me of my half Chinese cousins and what utter shit they get from people about usually dating white guys. People are attracted to what they're attracted to. Maybe there are cultural reasons. Maybe not. Meanwhile, maybe my biracial family members can live their lives without people being huge dickbags? …

I'll admit that I need to check my own emotional reactions to pictures of her. She tends to register as a teenager to me at first glance, and I need to remind myself that I'm not looking at the body of a child - I'm looking at the body of a woman who happens to be short and thin.

Also, who knows what she looks like under all the hobo sweaters. She's probably a mini version of Christina Hendricks. WE'LL NEVER KNOW.

They're an oddly matched couple, but I think people forget sometimes that Mary-Kate Olsen is a 27-year-old multi-millionaire. She and Olivier have a substantial age difference, but I think sometimes people go overboard with the "child" language because they're focusing on her body type. Other couples with similar gaps…

Y'all need to stop pretending that if some richie rich offered you 500K to fly you to Austria and come to a high-falutin' party with him, you'd wouldn't go in a goddamn heartbeat. You're not going to this party because you're super morally superior to a Kardashian, you're not going because nobody asked you.

Yes! For a second I thought she was Olivia Wilde. Definitely some work done around her eyes, no?

oh hey, Kate Hudson's face. Looking different these days.

No. Hating your work and loving your work aren't the only two options. Enjoying your job does not require enjoying every moment and every task, and being able and willing to give up all of your free time and some of your sleep to do more work. No one is required to define themselves by their job.

It's like you don't even know what the internet is for.

Are you like, new to gossip blogs as a concept, or just generally insufferable?

"I want this to be a pretty high-end tour. I want it to be like good art. And I am excited to go to places where people are usually not exposed to too much good art. It can be a good education for the kids who come to my concert."

Right? Barbie is no idiot. A little fickle in terms of what she wants to do with her life, but very very smart.

You can get this job (and potentially this income) by working as a hostess in a "Hostess Bar" in Tokyo. I did it for a months in the late 1980s (then blew the wad going to Thailand for three months). No sex with the patrons ever. Just "delightful conversation" and lots of drinking games.

A coworker and I have bonded over our mutual fascination with serial killers. She's a preppy forty-something mother of three with two dogs a husband a great career and the sunniest disposition. When it's just the two of us grabbing lunch, we have discussed some of the most fucked up shit.

Jeez, her dad's totally fine with the death penalty? Wow.

I had an adolescent fascination with them also. There used to be a weekly columnist in the Toronto Sun named Max Haines who would recount the exploits of some famous, or infamous, murderer. I read him religiously.

I had this, you know, post-adolescent fascination with serial killers. Pretty normal. At this point, however, I want to close my eyes, put my hands over my ears, and be like LA LA LAAA! JUST CANNOT TAKE THIS STUFF IN MY OLD AGE! har har