It's bizarre and frightening that this somehow manages to look worse than the original of 20 years ago. Blurry low-res polygons compared to quality pixel art.

As proven by people rushing to insult someone for sharing their opinion.

Wow it's exactly like every other Zelda game, but wait for it.... there's a WOMAN rescuing a MAN!!!! Holy crap! It's like turning gender stereotypes on their head!! The patriarchy is in disarray! We no longer have to endure the shackles of heteronormative tyranny!!!! This is a groundbreaking moment in video games!

Was there REALLY something wrong with Goku's voice there?

Yeah that's right. Props to this courageous woman for writing her nonsensical opinion peace, and boo to these awful trolls for having the audacity to voice their dissenting opinions. Shatter the patriarchy!

Tell it like it is. Political correctness is the opposite of honesty.

A typical fighting game character has about 50 normal movies, a half dozen special movies, and various supers, ultras, counters, etc. And that's for each of 40 characters who are all quite different. This game has 2 moves total. It's like comparing chess to a coinflip.

Developers who are uncomfortable with dancers make me uncomfortable.

Yeah but the Nintendo has Metroid. And Zelda. And Mario. And Mario Kart. And Mario Party. And Mario Tennis. And Mario Spelling Bee. And Mario of Duty.

It's getting a lot of shit and deservedly so. The game is a joke. It was made as a parody. A lot of people laughed and went along with it. Only they took it too far. Now it's got a publisher backing it and a chance to make some money, so now the creators have to pretend they're serious. But it's still just a joke that…

I wasn't going to donate to this project, but the developer is wearing a period costume so here have some money.

So trolls won't be allowed to participate anymore. Does that include your writers with their weekly "Waaah the Game Industry is so Mysogynistic!!!/Look Another White Male on a Box!" articles?

Time to start my documentary about white knights who use too many exclamation points.

It wouldn't be a Kotaku article without gender complaints.

Maybe if the Gawker network didn't publish constant stories on "Look XXXX is racist!!" and "OMG Everything is sexist because there's a male on the cover of a game!", the comments wouldn't appear as often.

The stupid pirates managed to crack every other title in the history of video games. Without exception.

Strange, it looks 100% identical to me. Oh boy, it's 13 years later and you got some cheap CGI flames.

How about the Gawker network just create one single new site which covers all the daily Racism-Outrage posts that constantly appear everywhere. That way the people who actually enjoy reading about it would have a happy home and the rest of us can move on.

Captain Moral Equivalance wins the internet again.

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