One of my favorite story headlines of 2019 (so far).

Melania is as much of a troll as her husband. 2 truly awful human beings. 

I also get the feeling she’s not a nice person.

Isn’t that Emma Roberts? Surprised no mention since she’s the most famous one there. 

I kind of want to get really stoned (it’s legal now!) and watch this show. 

It’s probably in the best interest of the children.

He does possibly the best bit out there on the trump administration:

In your photo, it looks like you’re wearing a leather jacket and skirt. 

You must be fun a parties. 

America is doomed with these courts. Under His Eye. 

I am not proud of it, but I, for one, cannot wait for this show to start. 

I got suspended in the third grade for forging my mother’s signature, among other things, although it was the failure of my little 8-year old hands to forge accurately that fully led to the suspension. Live and learn. 

Good points. The problem with Stephen Bonnet, that you don’t love to hate him, you just hate him, also reminds me of Negan on the Walking Dead, another dramatic black hole.

Kanye for POTUS’ Chief of Staff!

Next logical question:  which is worse, Gotti or Battlefield Earth?

eww.

Your move, Julie Chen (“Moonves”).

Bullshit. Victoria’s Secret needs to change or die. In the meantime, it’s all BS, including Halsey’s shortly after the fact revelations. “I have no tolerance for a lack of inclusivity. Especially not one motivated by stereotype.” - Ummm....Victoria’s Secret fashion show is the epitome of stereotype and exclusivity, unl…

or are they “Muelling knew charges” against Manafort? Badum bum.

Payless was the first store I found with stylish size eleven women’s shoes. They will forever hold a special place in my heart.