huma.

Here’s a dramatic re-creation of Kanye’s speechwriting process:

KANYE 2020, Not into Assplay!

Shirley Chisholm is my absolute hero

People tell me all the time that I’m the greatest retard they’ve ever seen. They say “Donald, nobody retards better than you” and they’re right. Crooked Hillary WISHES she was as retarded as me.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

Someone tell T-Pain that the trick is to get on and get off before you form a vacuum seal.

If you love her, I highly recommend Burning Love which was my first introduction to her. She’s a major character in all 3 seasons and the show is hysterical.

YES.

My two front teeth are fake so I can’t bite into apples. I have to use a knife to cut them up into pieces like I’m a 3rd grader having after school snack. If I’m out and don’t have a knife, my wife will bite off pieces and give them to me. You think braces are bad? Don’t ever lose your front teeth, bruh.

Please. Trump has the muscle tone of warm yogurt poured into a garbage bag. He'd be useless in any physical activity.

She supposedly mated with Ted Cruz. I think her dignity went out the door when his tentacles penetrated her whatever.

The real question is, how did he get the words “Make America Great Again” to float on the air above his head, attached to no discernible object?

Heh...

I should go to bed now. Just spent about six hours at mick O Shea’s. Natty Boh bottle for a dollar will do it to ya.

Sarie, my B-more buddy!

He looks like a weather-beaten, middle-aged toddler.

My (inner) response to when my dad says, “If we can get Trump in the whitehouse,”:

Yup. On another online forum, I asked one of the Trump-suckers what he thought if Melania was illegal; basically just said, “well, there’s no way to deport her now so it’s ok.”