“Only the best heat lamps and the best terrarium, with a big plastic rock between me and the Mexican lizard.”

Think of it this way...this is an unusual story, people were punished for harming this girl, and the general consensus of people reading about it is one of disgust. That was not always the case. That is not the case in some parts of the world right now. Things are getting better, but slowly.

Yes! I hated that triangle as a teen. Archie was never worth it and he openly played them off against each other. Worse is that the girls were written as craving his attention and the rivalry he inspired. Washing his car, cooking him food, doing his homework ... oh that was just Betty? She had no pride in the comics…

Well, we’ve never had a sentient cheeto as a major party nominee either.

Maybe the reason that she doesn’t speak Slovenian is that her mouth doesn’t move.

I think she was engineered in an MRA-funded RedPill lab as a prototype of what horrible men want women to be - pretty, compliant, mostly silent, and willing to accept money as a replacement for personality, empathy, attractiveness, or pretty much any other human quality one might want in a partner.

Hey, 19th Century Freudian psychiatrist here. This is a classic case of Electra complex. I recommend a tincture of laudanum, sometime before the Cleveland convention.

He just released his tax plan and I hear it’s good, but I can’t make heads of tails of it:

Charismatic, no. Talented, no. Unique, almost certainly.

So in all my medical training, I have to say the most gruesome, barbaric thing has to be vaginal birth. It was actually more harrowing that bowel dissection day in the cadaver lab. It is a goddamn miracle that our species is able to perpetuate, considering what women go through to bear children. This is not hyperbole…

Dudes. First, you keep your eyes on her face and support her, don't look at the action spot. Second, the placenta is not of this world; ignore it. Finally, poop. You may see it during labor: "Hello. You didn't think I was involved in this, did you? Surprise!"