I am, for sure! The combo of parenting an extremely strong-willed young child and the evil sentient rotting pumpkin running for President has sent me running to the wine.

Ohhhh...I’m gonna look it up! Sounds awesome!

“Underneath the Floorboards” was awesomely creepy but nothing beats “Look At Me” (from 2014, I think?)
I still think about that one.

That’s actually an argument I use when I’m phone banking for the Clinton campaign. I remind people that Hillary has never publicly thrown her IT people under the bus; she took responsibility like a boss. We all know what BabyMan Trump would do in the same situation.

My friend in junior high started her period in the pool during gym class while she was on a guy’s shoulders playing chicken. The same friend was in the same pool a year later and was practicing swimming underwater for long distances so she didn’t really notice that the pool emptied out because some kid took a dump in…

We can all agree that the fries at In N Out are gross, though, right?

Thanks for the explanation. Next time, less condescension, please.

Absolutely! Also, let no pussy go ungrabbed!

I’ve spent a fair amount of time in NYC, which is chock full of Puerto Ricans who hate Dominicans and vice versa. I never really understood it.

No words. What a despicable human being. How do Republicans find so much to hate?

Perot pulled in over 18% of the vote in 1992.

Gwen just released an album and has been playing shows, too, plus she has fashion lines. Not emotionally invested in this at all, just thought calling him an idiot seemed odd.

“Blake ‘is more laid-back about it. He would give Gwen whatever she wants and would happily get married without a prenup.’ Wow, Blake sounds like a real idiot!”
If there’s no prenup, wouldn’t Blake come out ahead during their inevitable divorce? Gwen is worth vastly more than he is.

Ouch. I am sorry.

I went to high school with her for a year. I hope she’s since changed, because she was a nasty bitch then.

Hi, Lassie. I’m Molly Nightingale. Pleased to meetcha.

I don’t necessarily disagree, but Hillary is usually much more popular once in office. Also, she’s probably going to have a Dem Senate to work with when it comes time to pick those justices. I will happily take any small progress she is able to eke out over the giant backward leap of a Trump presidency.

Hillary has awful likability numbers when running for office but she polls well once she has the job. I think a 2 term Hillary administration is not unlikely.

Toupee-triots!

She is getting a boost. http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/election-update-early-polls-suggest-a-post-debate-bounce-for-clinton/