It really is a great game. I've yet to play another racer that came close to mimicking the unusual race/exploration combo of that game.

How big would the collective tidal wave of anger be if Valve ended up outsourcing Half Life 3 development to Infinity Ward and it became a Call of Duty game?

I thought you meany Half-Life 3, and that you were making a clever joke on how old it would be at this point.

~ player.setav carryweight 100000

What kind of world do we live in where we cant all gather round for our love of porn?

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello. Would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I will tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has…

Where is my gif? I demand a wooshing gif.

It's a secret to everybody.

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I find this to be the laziest way to get female characters onscreen. Just doing female versions of male characters shouldn't be good enough anymore. We need more Sue Storm and Rogue, less Spider Woman and She Hulk.

Anyone else just pictures Tumblr feminists complaining about this one way or another?

I laughed out loud :).

Ugh, 60fps just ruins the cinematic look of the game though.

*MONSTER DONG*

Rise of the Triad dev here. Can confirm gibs are of the utmost importance.

The owl looks eerily similar to Elijah Wood.

Bob, I met a Kotakuite in Kabul. He's a huge fan of yours. Miss you B.

probably one of my favorite parts of the game making the cuccoos go insane, would have been awesome if they made the chickens in CS:GO d0 this.

I was expecting nerfs because of stuff like this happening.

Its really foul of them to make changes like this. Its a clucking disaster.