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Play DMC3 and 4 (the former's SE being the most complete game in the series and the latter having the best combat) and you'll understand why many of us despise DmC. It may seem similar at a glance, but the skill ceiling - arguably why so many of us spent hours upon hours playing those two games - is ridiculously low.

Yes and voluptuous is synonymous with fat. I care not for your misgivings sir, literally means literally, voluptuous means "pleasantly curvy", and anyone who says otherwise is the enemy of language.

Why must the universe insist on reviving my rage for all that DmC is and represents?

Does spandex usually cling to every ab and upper body muscle like in many depictions of spider-man?

Wait, so male butt shot is totally OK, but womans butt shot is outrageous?

This is more like a 'peach to banana comparison'.

Im sorry but they do make clothes that hug and ass like its shown in the Spiderwoman's cover. Ever hear of yoga pants.... Nowhere in the history of the world is this kind of crotch hugging shown here even possible.

I like to think of it as a natural progression of a story similar to how Alien leads into Aliens.

Exactly, it's not the same thing. If she would have been in THAT pose, I'd would have agreed with people that it's sexualized. But alas, it was just a normal pose for Spider-man. That's why they needed to "ham it up" here.

I dunno man.. Aren't you getting a huge Battle Los Angeles feel from this? I am.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks Reggie is a bad president for NOA.
I realized this about midway through the Wiis life.

You mean to tell me there isn't a virtual landfill filled with E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial roms?

Hey, it's not pirated, it's the The Sims 4: Minecraft Edition.

I thought a coat hangar was the appropriate tool for this situation...

thanks, i just started to laugh while on a tech call, thank god for the mute button.....
excuse me while i clean my computer screen now.

The local paper, where I live, at one point changed comments to Facebook in the hopes it would cut down on people being terrible. Yeah, no terrible people don't seem to care how terrible they are and who knows it.

FUCK YEAH, IMMA HELP YOU PRACTICE JUDO AFTER SCHOOL. AND YOU CAN BET THAT SWEET ASS IMMA MAKE YOU A FUCKTON OF ONIGIRI FOR LUNCH TOMORROW.

How To Make A Character That Doesn't Suck

"You lack the courage... If your courage was 'Bad Ass' you may be able to get a kiss..."