Be glad. They've turned CS:GO into a fucking TF2 clone.

The first Rayman: Raving Rabbids game had so many minigames that made you look like you were wanking it if you played while sitting down.

Chickle*

UPDATE: We are currently the ninth best player in the world at this game. (What's with all those AdjectiveAdjectiveNoun gamer names??)

Thankfully, aliasing is no longer a problem at only 2560*1600—-4k is just.... Jaggy Holocaust.

Sadly, I'm in somewhat of an inverse situation. I have great hearing and can pick up a lot of smaller sounds—-But I'm terrible at distinguishing words.

Despite having great hearing, I often have to ask people to repeat what they say two or three times because I have to "manually" piece together what they say, as each…

All of my friends are "Gamers" in some manner or another—-None of them play the same online games as I.

Only one of them owns a single game in common—-Diablo 3—-And he hates Blizzard, for no reason other than his "ex-stepfather" worked for them and was a total jackass. (Meaning that despite owning Diablo 3 since it's…

Dante was in Resident Evil 4.... Before they realized he was good enough for his own series =P

Take that Leon!

It is indeed. The prison system is more or less a cash machine.

Whenever people complain about prisoners getting 3 hot meals and a bed to sleep in, I just laugh——It costs them so little for each person, as almost all you get to eat is soy—-And you can hardly call their "beds" sleepable. They're just 3 inch thick pads…

That's honestly a pretty hard feat. Women are almost always hot when naked.

The Sons of Sparda would like to have a word with you....

I hate when studios re-use backdrops like stock photos—There's like these 5 places in japan that I see in like, every fucking anime out there.

I just googled for them but came up dry—-But chances are very good you know exactly what I'm talking about.

As reported by our colleagues at Jezebel, a 16-year-old girl from Nagasaki prefecture has been arrested for allegedly killing, dismembering, and decapitating a classmate with a saw. According to The Japan Times, the suspect is quoted as saying she "wanted to dissect" someone and allegedly used to cut up animals.

The federal charge was dropped quite quickly when the judge found out it was nothing more than a spiderwebbed glass screen, and assaults are typically felonies.

Often, you'll hear the term "Assault & Battery"——This is actually a two part thing. Assault is just a catch all classification for the entire confrontation,…

Force Edge, what are you doing here?

Bit of a personal story here, but it is a "first-hand knowledge" answer to your question

I got in a fistfight last year and ended up in jail facing felony assault. I was eventually sentenced to 90 days, but by that time it had already been nearly four months. They simply adjusted the sentence to last up until that very…

The reason why child porn is illegal is because sex is generally harmful to a child's emotional and social health and development. (exceptions being kids ages 14+. At that point it's more of a social issue than a mental health one.)

Pornographic artwork containing children is not illegal in most countries due to the…

Dude is from where the toilets flush backwards.