Sardonic_Respite
Sardonic_Respite
Sardonic_Respite

Haha! I know the feeling, man! I just spent 12 hours straight leveling a Barbarian 1-70 and a Monk 1-67. After spending 12 hours straight running my Crusader (Kadala gave me my Akkhan pants and boots within 30 seconds/75 shards of each other! yay!)

World of Warcraft. A game long past its prime. Populated by a set of players who are 'hardened' in a sense — although hardened is the wrong word. What is the right word?

"And two minutes later somehow killed by something that sort of looked like a frog."

But lately I've heard a call for game reporters to just stop asking about diversity, to stop nagging about social issues. I've seen a call for game creators to stop answering, to just shut up, to stop doing more harm with every word they say.

FLCL/Fooly Cooly... A.K.A. the best 3 hours of your damned life.

Oh yeah, I forgot about the Superbowl. That day sucks horribly too.

If it weren't for the fact that stores mark down on the supplies for Nachos and various other delicious foods to abysmal prices then I'd hate that day just as much.

Not being American, I have no personal affinity towards 4th of July celebrations. If I were, though, you can bet your ass I'd be spending the day playing Sid Meier's Colonization over and over and over again.

If only Cill Bosby could have joined in...

A common line of thinking among modern video game fans goes something like this: Games have gotten dumber. Simpler. Game developers are sanding off the weird edges, dialing back the stats, making everything controller-friendly and aiming for the lowest common denominator. But if that's true, how do games like

/sigh... it's not about playing the game, it's about breaking the game and finding the absolute fastest possible time from start to finish.

Same with Tool Assisted runs... they aren't about the player's skill they're about finding out what is possible if you remove human error from the equation.

...Skylanders has an audience?

I'm not trolling. I'm honestly surprised it's fanbase is actually that sizable—-I knew enough people liked it for it to survive... but big enough to be mentioned in the same breath as Assassin's Creed, BattleField, and Borderlands is somewhat hard to believe.

Think Big Bang Theory Meets Adult Swim Original Cartoon.

Except infinitely more intelligent than that combo sounds.

Dude I know exactly the feeling.

Game on your couch while watching T.V. =P

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There's more to the culture than beach life, and certainly more than that misconception of inherent laziness. Islanders aren't just interested in soccer. We're into cricket and other sports, card-based games, video game consoles and mobile games, too. Our lives can be more modern than what is portrayed in certain

So now that we have those japanese blowjob machines... And now that virtual reality is starting to pick up...

I've always loved the way the horizons in minecraft look kind of like the wall from the Truman Show

Need? No. Want? Yes. Grubby? No. Discerning? Yes.

As a out-on-his-own 20 year old I'm not exactly swimming in spare cash, so what little I have lying around that can be spent on such things needs to be spent wisely, so I need to prioritize what such things I buy first—-or at all.

This is exactly why I've never bought a PSP, and likely won't buy a Vita—-no matter how much i want to.

I COULD GET A TERABYTE HARD DRIVE FOR AS MUCH AS THEY CHARGE FOR THE SIZE OF A HARD DRIVE FROM 2001!

Some people might look at that list and say "But I can get those games on at least one other system"

I look at it and say "Hey look! I can watch Raiden awkwardly cartwheel while covering his balls when I'm in public!"