Can’t stop watching this for some reason.

If you asked nicely, I’m sure he’d settle for the smaller one.

Ah, come on. That’s not that bad of a tweet. Cut the man some slacks.

Agreed. Much of this could be just as easily categorized as “marketers can’t stop pandering to people.”

Jesus. I’m amazed this needs to be said. Are you a woman and already a fan of the NFL? This isn’t for you. This is all about marketing the NFL to the fan with a casual/low interest in the NFL.

Its a fucking Sun Chip

Krzydenfreude.

I'll take "Joseph Finn" for $1000, Reuben.

Solid grasp of consequences for a 5-year-old. I foresee a life of cleaning up her older brother's messes.

Can't believe they allow ties in the Saudi Arabia league. That's like seeing your sister's ankle.

Same here, but for the NBA. I became a fan of the Wizards because Gilbert Arenas was the best player on the my fantasy team years ago. That took a turn for the worse.

"Here's a kitten! It is small! It is adorable! It iiiiiis … wait, check that, it's a dog."

It's Taylor Ham, not pork roll!

+1 nothing can get by em...

I can't believe you guys are giving Francesa shit for this. I mean, if anyone knows what it takes to make a good theme song, it's one of the guys from Mike and the Mad Dog.

so on average the two of them blew exactly the legal limit.

Where have I seen that Green Bay logo before?

To be fair, it is true that he's never been schooled by anyone.

This little dance that people are doing around the name of the Washington football team will only lead to one result: Rain.