Yes! We can't bring brown boxes of any size into the house without my dog Milhouse going bonkers! Sometimes it's not barkbox, human box (Amazon).

Useless german lesson:

the face of denial:

Wha???

"he reached roughly the weight of 4 or 5 dachshunds"

Nature tried.

"We validate parking too, if that's what you like."

That is wonderfully cute of your grandma!

"We validate parking now too."

Me at every Madonna story

It's pronounced "Framph"

"So no one told you that adults should not complain....

I'm proficient in WordPerfect and Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing.

• Who among us is a perfect foot slut?

"Okay. Detente."

Guysguysguys, have you seen the whole interview? SO worth it for the "unBREAKable" line:

But but but 10 Things I Hate About You? The Prince and Me?? SAVE THE LAST DANCE????? Ballet AND hip hop AND a dead parent, what TALENT!!

There's something about Billy Ray Cyrus' trashy ass that I find delightful. Like he gives no fucks about even appearing to be respectable.

What the hell is an FKA Twigs?