Don't forget his most memorable routine: Sex Bomb!

Here it is now where's my money

M-O-O-N spells tossed package.

I LOVE KELLY LINK.

You didn't happen to be in Savannah at all on this tour, were you?

Troll elsewhere, dickbag.

My child is vegan but is the least picky eater of any single person, child or otherwise, I know, with the exception of me. Everyone assumes his diet is sad and limited, but he is the only kid I know who is comfortable at an Ethiopian or Indian restaurant and asks for roasted cauliflower. He loves beets, parsnips,…

Only Jay Z can see them. He can tell no one of the gnomes living in Beyonce's hair. It will be his secret to the grave, the only evidence being the shocked face so perfectly captured by the paparazzo. Years from now, he'll look at the picture and hear distant echos of Harry Belafonte and remember where this disaster…