Yup teacher sounds totally reasonable here. Like nothing about this assignment sounds like it needed to be done in school. The only legit complaints would be from kids without access to computers or the internet, and I hope she’d accommodate those students.

You know, my takeaway is that Seth Rogan is a really horrible host, badgering a professional to entertain at his party without paying her. Fuck that.

she likes big heads. Babies have big heads. Precious moments have big heads. Cabbage Patch dolls have big heads.

But how long did it take you to write this rant?

She’s not wrong. Most music execs and corporate owners are men. Most of the producers are too. Plus, when women get in they still can’t find any respect. Rolling Stone list of the 100 greatest guitar players only had TWO women.

In the third grade my fraction homework routinely had tear splashes all over it. My mom would sit with me every night and coach me back from the brink of childhood sanity.

Same. I remember I got A’s every semester in High School in every subject EXCEPT Math. It was always a C (once or twice a D... which is technically still passing) and my mother would bitch about it. I mean I still had a good GPA since some of those A’s were in AP classes too... but she just couldn’t understand that I…

math is the only subject i cried over.

I couldn’t find a photo of it, but I had one that was heart shaped and was just a girl living in a house by herself - no husband, no kids, just her in this fun amazing house. I thought it was amazing. I had a few others, but that one was alwasy my favorite.

Sadly I’ve discovered that women just don’t seem to be interested in whether or not a person is a freemason. I don’t know why I even bother going to the lodge anymore.

My mom has a list of foods she’s “allergic” to because a holistic healer and “nutritionist” told her that her fingers lost their resistance when she said the names of those foods. She convinced my sister that was a thing so now my sister also has a list. They are both gluten-free and dairy free, and my sister is…

If you’re not eating something because you don’t like it, then you’re absolutely not who she’s getting at in this article. Chill out, she wasn’t getting a dig at you.

That’s fine and dandy that you just don’t like sugar, (though I don’t think she’s being quite so literal with the cake thing), but I feel obligated to say that what the bathroom scale says is no indication of whether or not a person has an eating disorder. (I’m not saying that you do, of course, but that in general…

I think its really important when you’re getting a divorce to put your fridge first. It’s so easy to fall into the trap of using your fridge as a pawn when things get ugly, and it can do lasting damage. That being said, I never think its a good idea to stay together for the sake of your fridge.

Every time you feel the need to post a comment, jog in place for 5 minutes instead.

no one asked your opinion.

You don't know Florence and the machine? Because if not you are missing out, Florence welch is a fucking angel sent from the heavens to grace us with her brilliance

Alabama Shakes! I really like that album a lot. Good.