Nothing dries me up faster than a man who uses "lol" as punctuation. I think this study can be boiled down to "Emoji users are easy."

Oh wait, you have a boyfriend! Out of the club! (j/k of course) But seriously, what do you think is different about him that made you two get together? As an Official Old I have no hope of a happy ending anymore.

Yes, same here. My self-image is totally shot at this point. I've never been The Pretty Girl. Sometimes The Funny Overachiever. For a few months last summer I felt like I might actually be beautiful, sexy, desirable, because I was having a fling with someone who I considered beautiful, sexy, desirable. But then he…

This is how I felt in Paris. Like the fattest, ugliest woman in all of France. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. Which sucks, because Paris.

Yeah I'm sick of men complaining that "men have to approach" and they would love it if women did the approaching. No, you'd love it if the exact women you want to date approached you. I've been messaging men with green bars (OKCupid) who seem to be perfectly on my level, and nada, zip, zilch. I send short but sweet…

It took me a second to realize what was happening! She caught me so off guard. I'm not proud that I just rushed to change the topic and waved the waiter over to get the check.

This is so timely for me. My office just hired a new person who hails from a South American country. Another colleague and I took her out to lunch (on the company dime, which is customary for new employees). We are all mid-level professionals. The other woman got to talking about these Korean drama series she watches,…

They're gonna learn this by the time they hit puberty, with or without Frozen.

I just searched for this product and there appear to be a couple things under this name. Can you describe or link to the exact product you use? Thanks!

Absolutely ignore the people you're not interested in. It can be hard because, at least in my case, I get relatively few messages to begin with, and a very, VERY small percentage are really good. But 100% of those are from men I am not attracted to at all. In the past I have pushed past it and ended up going on dates…

Just remember there is nothing YOU can do to make him a better man or more deserving of your time, affection or body. You cannot make your relationship a good one by being compliant and agreeable. Ravenously gobbling up his crumbs will not turn them into a full loaf and it's actually an insult to you that he proposed…

Oh, same here.

BTW, no red flags as far as I can tell. A little cliche in some answers (six things, first thing ppl notice about me) but definitely nothing that would send me screaming. You seem sweet. Those redditors will also tell you what they think of your messages/methods/whatever else if you put them up for critique.

I am interested. The only way I've ever been able to lose weight is w/ Weight Watchers but I can't even afford the monthly fee these days and ... without paying the money I break the rules so I've gained a bunch since my "big" weight loss.

Try posting your profile for critique on reddit.com/r/okcupid. Good luck!

I will STRONGLY advise against getting involved with the Republican again. He is basically dictating the exact terms under which he will use and benefit from you, AFTER he already hurt you, and you are considering playing along!? What makes you think he won't be just as terrible under these conditions? Please please…

Another woman in the same boat, here. I never wanted to be my man's caretaker but I am picking up everything else you're throwing down.

Yeah, I used to be anti death penalty in both principle and practice, but these days I oppose it for practical reasons but have absolutely no problem with it theoretically. It's OK.

Eh, too bad. She wasn't a good mother. Not everyone is.

Caught a picture of her teeth yesterday and was beside myself. She doesn't even go here.