I can’t take David Duchovny anymore. I just can’t. I wanted to try Aquarius and see if it was any good, but... David Duchovny’s face stopped me.

Funny, I feel like an actress whose talent is widely adored, beauty widely regarded and class uniformly recognized shouldn’t have to answer to a commenter about her neck. She’s gorgeous. She’s also over the age of 30. I’m sure she’d apologize but she has three tv shows to shoot.

No. If he tries to stand up for the new guy—a guy he doesn’t even know—suddenly he’s going to be the one to get shit on. He doesn’t have any power in this scenario; he’s not a manager, he’s a low-rung employee barely above the guy who’s just been hired. Additionally, you don’t know how badly he needs the money that…

I'm going to start drawing my lips from my forehead to my nipples and no one can stop me.

I'm going to take a stab at this—white dudes of all weights and facial hairs. Income level comfortable to rich, with some variation. Basically privileged as hell but pissed they have to kind of treat women/minorities as people instead of objects that cater to their every whim. Their motivation is the same as abusive…

If you do try to hug a goat, drop into a squat, or down to one knee, with your arms held in front of you in "come give me a hug" position. That way, if the goat decides to ram his head into yours, your arms will deflect much of the force. Do not bend over or lean forward, or the goat will definitely ram you, or…

I really want to find one in NY area...anyone know any?

This guy is awesome. Perhaps Rick Scott should take some notes that the secret to longevity might be living a positive life and staying busy giving back.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

I'm guessing this space was where Glen Coco was supposed to be standing. God damn you Glen Coco, you smug candy cane rich bastard.

What an idiot. As an attorney I've had to read 1,000 pages in a day. The client doesn't have to read them, you do, and then you tell them what they say. So in addition to this scummy disclosure, it's not even a valid complaint.

I don't know why that would get him disbarred... It's a dick move and maybe journalistically it's common not to reveal victims names but there isn't anything in Florida law that prevents it, as unfortunate as that may be.

Yeah, I got dubbed "Angry Amy" on FB because I was trying to suggest, after that walking in NYC video, that women might just be humans who want to go about their business without other people commenting on them, calling out to them, or discussing their bodies. Then the Jian Ghomeshi thing. Then fucking Boko Haram. It…

"Haha, they can't unrape you! Haha you get it right bro? Haha THEY CAN"T UNRAPE YOU HAHA. Amirite? Haha, you get though right bro? Haha."

Hormones or not, that's a pretty natural reaction. I'd be outraged if I wasn't largely dead inside, from all the shit I've been reading, lately.

I think Cracked put it well: "Police are warning parents that criminals are planning to hand out pot-laced candy on Halloween, because if there's one thing people love to do with their pot, it's give it away for free in a manner that will immediately attract law enforcement to their homes."

I make a motion to start Dolly Parton facts in the style of Chuck Norris facts. GO!

FACT: Flowers don't bend to face the sunlight. They bend toward whatever direction Dolly Parton is.

FACT: Love of books is called bibliophilia. Love of cats is called ailurophilia. Love of Dolly Parton is called logic.

FACT: Dolly Parton…

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"