Hey, guys.... It's time to shut things down. Pack up all of the internetz, and join me in bringing things full circle, with some nice wholesome neo-neanderthalism.

I once worked at Spencer Gifts in a retirement community in Florida. While that sentence might be enough to pique your interest, the more in-depth stories from that place are really all solid gold, because that job was just, well, insane/incredibly entertaining. From 80 year old dudes out for their morning ritual of…