Pickle sandwiches are a million times better than tomato sandwiches.

I really like Roy Williams but he keeps having to be the straight guy to Jordan. I want him to have more of his own segments (and less Jordan altogether).

I’m of the opinion that she’s just a sellout knowingly trolling America.

What about the lady she drove to suicide? Proudly, even.

Hey, this is a smart and nuanced comment. Bravo!

They're absolutely rabid. I don't usually comment on these things but I did one time and the replies were fucking ridiculous.

Me toooo! Close to fan-club-starting level love!

Jeez, it was a suggestion. I too am mentally ill and wouldn’t own a gun because of that possibility.

Mark Warner is on! Virginia!

Statistics? The increased likelihood that they’ll successfully commit suicide?

Watching live. I’ve called my two Senators and they’re both participating. It’s time.

IDK. Nobody’s perfect and he’s clearly willing to listen and learn.

I have a type but it’s mostly based on one amazing boyfriend I had. We couldnt stay together for a bunch of reasons but I still have a thing for guys like him.

I may have looked into, but not followed up on, making extra cash as a caretaker-for-hire.

Giant toys, onesies, cribs. I think there are even strollers and carriers.

Huh. I thought accepting Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior (and then turning around and hating everybody) was a job requirement.

An American flag wedgie seems like the opposite of patriotic.

I don’t see the swim dress (plus) option

I can’t make them work with the boobs