As long as your asshole is covered.

Cotton jersey is the fucking worst.

It’s because he shaved his head and he’s not cute anymore. Why? WHYYYYYYY??

10/10 would watch

Carvel is garbage. There, I said it.

It’s a gift. Just smile and say thank you.

But saying we would get a Carvel cake? Oh, come on! We’re at least going to Whole Foods, right?

I was one time disappointed by their ice cream. But I'm wondering if it was just a fluke.

Ugh. Yes. Aldi cheese. Turned me off the whole store.

Eh. But then there's a box to deal with.

They don't by regulation in my county :-(

I’ve read up on it, and they may be some negative effects but nothing conclusive thus far. The smart course of action seems to be to get the dose as low as possible before conception and through the first trimester and again as delivery approaches.

I’m a lifer. Unless I decide to have a kid, I don’t foresee ever discontinuing my Effexor. It absolutely saved my life.

Welp. If I can't serve Indianapolis-style pizza ta the reception, I guess there's no point in marrying a woman, is there?

I can live with that. Well, for now, obviously.

The Nightly Show has had a few good episodes. I'm still hopeful.

I feel like we should leave her alone. She wanted to be anonymous for a reason.

Definitely the cutest one (although until today I thought there were 4). But then I feel gross for thinking he's hot.

I FOUND IT

I was thinking hallucinogens?