Counterpoint: NOM.

I feel like smiling and standing up straight could have tipped the scale

I wanted to reply yesterday but I was sick and slightly incoherent.

There's some 26-year-old white guy in Dallas that was just killed that some on my facebook feed are trying to compare.

She's already unarmed

It's wading through allll the One Direction stuff that makes me a little crazy

This is what I need. I won't even stand on a chair. Mall stores on the second floor? Forget it. How much did it cost? How many sessions?

It's Virginia. The rest of the state (pretty much anywhere outside of my apartment) is awful.

Fuck. That just brought back memories of the painful dark red welt around my waist from ridiculously tight waistbands.

I feel sad that kids these days will never feel the character-building frustration of trying to keep one of those fuckers steady while trying to draw a circle.

This pen is the best pen I've ever had.

Also she's really young (23, I think) and has learned a valuable lesson about narcissistic American douchebags.

*ahem* I like when some stupid troll says stupid and everyone respond with funny, witty things. <ducks>

Wait! I'm her third cousin! I think (our grandmas were cousins). Does that make us family?

I'm feeling pretty fancy, with my favorite $5.99 "wine"

I will take that castoff

I wanted to see him hook up with Michonne. That would be the hottest.

I used to deliver pizza so I listened to a ton of podcasts. Now, during the commute to my desk job. I actually don't mind being stuck in the legendary dc traffic, which is huge.

Very late to the party but that sounds like the best idea ever

I was the cause of an "Absolutely no rocking out" sign at my last job. Not a whole story.