I mean, it's empty now, right (the baby, not the pool)?

I like the Hanes boy briefs. 6/$8 isn't bad and I find them really comfy. And no faux-fly. The ones with the fake fly make me angry.

How about no dog park, but I can take my dog to the Olive Garden?

My finicky vagina would erupt in a yeast infection if I even looked at one of those.

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Great article. I wish you wrote about social issues more.

I'm sure they'll be found.

Yes! My mom died of diabetes (type 2) and I take every opportunity to tell people about the symptoms. For such a widespread disease, people have no idea what to look for.

He should be arrested

Northern VA

Amazon just started suggesting that I buy rolling papers. Um, what?

Steve and Donna were the worst

First crush until Riker grew the beard

Seriously, Carl. Dad is busy doing stuff and things. Can't you just STFU?

Yes, but. Let's start with ladies.

They've tried to talk me out of well done. Makes me want to ask for ketchup. I do what I want. And I don't want to see any pink in the middle of my steak.

#TeamWellDone

McD's is incapable of putting just a tiny bit of cream in the iced coffee. So I forgo the calcium (literally the only time I drink milk).

You kids with your syrups and your creamers.

Isn't everything, though?