Obvious troll is obvious. Take your hate someplace else.

NSA? There's No Such Agency. #badumtss

Oh, how wonderful you are at taking quotes out of context! You could be a Fox News reporter... or Jesus.

So, things to never ever put on my timeline include:

You win all my internets for the day. Lol'd so hard.

I've got something long and stiff for her.

I sincerely hope you are not being serious... :P

The plane did not hit the power line after takeoff. The plane was on approach to Lagos when they reported engine problems and this was 11 nm from the destination. On approach, they hit a power line.

This is wrong. The plane was 11 miles from destination when they declared the emergency. The plane did not hit the power line as it was taking off; rather, it was as they were attempting to land the plane.

A fridge is fine too.

"Essentially, it's a way to exchange information and have an actual conversation about topics that matter."

Not the way we play. We put water in the cups (it's cleaner and not a waste of beer if it splashes) and people drink out of their cups if a shot is made.

Point being, COPPA prevents children under 13 from legally signing up for Facebook.

You post this picture and you want the Xtreme Gulps? Priorities, man. Priorities.

Code Red, Voltage, Throwback, and Whiteout are all available where I live. Livewire can be found in 20 oz. bottles, while the others are found in cans.

Me neither, my friend, me neither.

I second the motion for a BattleModo/BestModo. You've done ice cube trays, now for ice cream scoopers. All in favor say aye!

Yes. I've been to Cali twice and the first place I went the second time was straight to In n Out. So good. Five Guys is probably the closest we get to it. (I live on the East Coast)

Who under 13 do you know that has a cell phone? I'd like to punch them in the face. I didn't get a cell till I was 15.

"It doesn't have to be the next iPhone... but that "facebook crowd" are the ones using the iPhone... "