Hey, you're ahead of me. I'm getting a Galaxy S next month.

I don't know what AirPlay is either. None of my friends do. My parents don't. One of my professors probably does, but then again he's a Mac person.

"Oblivious Rich Guy" works much better.

Just wait. The banhammer will be coming shortly.

RTA. It was mercury poisoning. Ricin is a poison from the castor bean plant and kills waaaay faster than this.

Ah, I get it. Cracking wise, are you?

A Nokia 6126 was my first. Single most awesome flip phone ever because it had a "lazy button" that would automatically open the phone for you when pressed. Combined with open to answer it was the single coolest way to answer the phone.

I used to have that thing, but it wasn't my first. I quite liked it actually aside from the extremely limited text memory.

Awesome that we could get a reporter's perspective. Thanks!

Something like this?

Giz was writing about bombs in dogs before it was cool.

Drapes. #longcommentislong

"delivers your metallic love symbol with extreme prejudice"

I was just about to post that but you beat me to it by 2 minutes. Kudos to you sir.

#COTD in my opinion. No comparison.

"Add a +1 to having sex with your wife?"

Couldn't find the original, but obligatory.

I feel you man. I moved after 7th grade.

I thought that looked weird. Then again, I don't know much about gun parts, but I know once you remove that slide stop pin you can just take the slide off. Hooray for airsoft!

"giant, disgusting lubricated loophole"