This is probably one of the smartest things I've read on here in a while. You get a heart sir.

"Don't read engadget. They're Android fanboys."

I believe the point here was that Limbaugh was using Rush's music without their permission - a grave violation of copyright law.

"He was hardly injured because he was so high and drunk"

Hamless pebbles? Nooooooo! Not the pebbles! Don't take the ham from the pebbles!

Is it just me, or does Apple's iPad section of the website look horrendous right now? Everything is out of place and overlapping.

I'm not insinuating that people who smoke pot are unproductive members of society, if that's what you were thinking. I'm saying that pot makes some people unproductive. And a lot of times that's perfectly okay with me. Friday nights, or weekends in general, who really cares?

Quality article! This is the kind of stuff I originally came to Giz for. I learned a lot, most importantly an awesome new word - "super refraction" - to inject into my everyday conversation.

I know. You should see how realistic Spongebob looks.

Being a productive member of society.

I feel as though this is obligatory.

I used to have economy service from Comcast. Download speeds at roughly 800 kbps. It was a nightmare.

Exactly. Though I wish this technology would come out to my university sometime soon. A 10 Gbps backbone here means an average of 50 kbps, speedwise. I miss my FiOS.

Promoted, but failed for the star. Maybe next time.

They said it was "dragline" silk, the kind they dangle from. Must be non-sticky. I'd imagine they save whatever makes it sticky for their webs.

She's 3. They put just about everything into their mouth at that age. What the hell do you expect?

So much win is contained in just one post. +3 internets to you sir.

True, but "unfortunately only" makes it sound as though the author wished something terrible to happen to some poor boy.

My point exactly. I bought a Motorola S305 headset about 6 months ago. I love it with every fiber of my being. Not having cords is the best thing ever.

Hahaha, of course it won't get in the way of my delicious Savannah Smiles. It's just tough to look at and hard to believe they couldn't have come up with a way to make it look better.