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If anything I think they would launch the missiles at Israel, not the US. And that's bad, because I'm pretty sure us and like 5 other major military powers have alliances with Israel, so we'd be forced to launch a bunch of combined destruction.

Keep in mind that many of these warheads are several times more powerful than the ones we used in WWII. We really are totally safe - many people underestimate the destructive power of these weapons. If we drop even one in the right place, we can cause upwards of 150,000 casualties. If the Iranians decide to fire a…

I think the Silver Bullet is what they call that train from the Coors commercials.

It's a pretty sharp double-edged sword. We either overburden the prison system or the medical system. I say our prison system because America's medical system is already under significant pressure.

Consuming the drug is the crime, not the addiction.

"just took one in the eye"

May a swarm of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by this evening.

Hey man, don't knock it till you've tried it.

I thought most water-damage indicators were plain white, turning pink if they were exposed to water. That's how the one in my phone was before it took a swim.

Mice are really, really good at what they do. Trackpads suck eggs.

I will proceed to dissect your argument piece by piece.

And the rants shall start now.

Uhhh... I wanna say that's the major from Outbreak.

Out of complete curiosity, why on earth is oil insulating wires? That seems like an incredibly bad idea. Can someone shed some light on why it works?

Darwin Awards involve "Removing oneself from the gene pool". So if he is unable to reproduce, he wins an award.

They also attempted to make a water taser. If I remember correctly, that failed too because the water didn't stay as a stream.

Yes. American english is best english.