Uhhh... I wanna say that's the major from Outbreak.

Out of complete curiosity, why on earth is oil insulating wires? That seems like an incredibly bad idea. Can someone shed some light on why it works?

Darwin Awards involve "Removing oneself from the gene pool". So if he is unable to reproduce, he wins an award.

They also attempted to make a water taser. If I remember correctly, that failed too because the water didn't stay as a stream.

Yes. American english is best english.

Bring some headphones and plug them in! Or be productive. Either one works, really.

MY friend would say it looks way better on the PS3 version.

He said at the beginning that he was using infinite ammo, "because that's how he rolls".

I don't know, flying my car would be pretty sweet. And I'm a manual driver!

The key word there is "stay". It is plenty legal to get in the left lane to pass someone, even on a 2-lane road, so long as you get back where you belong. As for the speeding aspect... well, To get out to Frostburg I need to take 3 hours worth of interstate highways and we're usually doing about 80 all the way. 95,…

He won't include an action verb! Oh, the humanity!!

God damn. Just... holy crap. This is insanity.

I just bought a Recon a few weeks ago. Any suggestions on mods?

Hahahaha one of the greatest moments in movies ever!

No dice apparently. Maybe a link could work.

Great! I just happen to have a jet engine from a 737 laying around. I knew it would come in handy!

Up to 1 minute 30 seconds? Sold!

Precisely my point. I use Vibrams FiveFingers shoes and I love them but I'm not sure about a sock...

I'd prefer ultra-tough socks that have 5 toes instead of 4, thank you.

Try again perhaps? Now you've got me all curious.