We should just all be driving these. The roads would look like the chute of a gumball machine. Plus, we can get rid of lanes and all jam together gumball-like. Efficient!

Paint that thing red!

I mean, the real question is, “who IS this 53-year-old woman?” Why was her home so close to the road? Isn’t it suspicious that her bones are so fragile that a Dodge Dart could break them? And what proof do we have that there even was a dog at the scene?

That woman’s house crashed into the officer’s car at 70mph. She’s lucky she didn’t get shot for attacking the police.

Well, let’s not all jump to conclusions.  What was this woman and her dogs doing at the time?  Must have been antagonizing the cop.

You forgot the publicly announcing they “found marijuana while searching the other end of the house for evidence”

Hopefully she’s black and has been arrested at some point in her life, because they’ll be able to use her mug shot!

Easy fix.

Taking Cara Baby

If this is 1776, why is she allowed to vote, hold office, or own property?

I’ve never wanted to see a team fail more than this Nets team. I wish Nash wasn’t coaching so I could simply revel in any mess they become.

Can we get a list of names of everyone who booed?

When the first objection (to Arizona’s electoral votes, pre-insurrection) on Jan. 6 was registered, many of these same assholes cheered and applauded.

”Who fucking cares” is exactly right. They’re getting death threats this week like many of their colleagues have for as long as they’ve been in office. Fuckin’ Ayanna Pressley’s office had the panic buttons ripped out before the attack. And they know that it was done before the attack because they’ve had to use the…

Now Republican members are leaking to the press (and also trying to launder through their Democratic colleagues) that they really, really want to support impeachment, but are scared to do it because they are receiving death threats to themselves and their families.

“Call you congressman and feel free, you can lightly threaten them and say: ‘You know what, if you don’t start supporting election integrity, I’m coming after you. Madison Cawthorn is coming after you. Everybody’s coming after you.’”

I am so down with redlining white people in red states. I live in New York and pay very high taxes and then have the bulk of my federal taxes prop up all of the red welfare states that could not survive without blue state money. Now we have lost most of our federal SALT exemption. If the blue states could keep our…

That Hertz!

450 miles of border wall that has been completed

Can’t wait for the press conference from a random Alamo Rent A Car parking lot