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ERIN I JUST HAVE TO SAY YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE AGAIN ANY TIME SOON. I CANNOT LOSE ALL OF YOU THIS QUICKLY NO.
*cough* Just sayin...
Remember when you mused out loud that you wanted to see a mashup of the video for "Wrecking Ball" set to Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" so I made it but then we never did anything with it? Here it is, the only gift I could give that's mildly worthy of your exit.
One of my pet peeves of meeting a girl from tinder or okcupid is when we meet and first hug, she'll always say something like 'It's so great to meet you' and I'll be like 'QUIET! Now people are going to know we met from the internet ahhhhh'
"I don't want children walking near 'internet people' meeting."
And we, as the American public, have a right to ignore her because her whole schtick is bullshit.
Who's trying to shame her off the planet? Nobody has a right to a successful cooking show and the adoration of the American public. Let her quietly hie off to Savannah with her gazillion dollars and have a nice life for all I care.
Don't look now, but Paula Deen is currently powering through the hairpin turn in her redemption narrative! Looks…
I don't know if you're a parent or not, but I know that my own thinking on these things has evolved HUGELY since my daughter was born. Perhaps it is hypocritical, but I know that as a kid I was pissed off about a lot of things that, as an adult, I have come to understand and appreciate much better than I did when I…
Tracie, I've loved working with you here and cannot wait to see what you have up your sleeve at your new job with [REDACTED COMPANY]. I'll never forget the time the entire Jezebel staff [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] on your roof and then took [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] while sharing our mutual weird sex fantasies about [REDACTED…
Pro tip: If you're going to talk about sexism on a Rupert Murdoch-owned network, be sure and bring a curling iron.
the educators in Staten Island and Queens
"New York's Brightest Support New York's Finest"
P.S. My kid would totally rock that "shame suit". Her idea of high fashion is one of my wife's old adult XL t-shirts (the ones she wore while she was pregnant and now uses exclusively for painting and/or gardening) and whatever sweatpants she finds under her bed...
wait, didn't you guys to the same?
My criticism of this campaign is that female athletes are already marginalized in the sports world enough already. UA really couldn't find one worthy enough (or, I'm sure in their mind, attractive enough) to represent them?
Depends on your sense of humor. For me, the outright slaughter of my entire family, all those who bear my last name, has the ability to be a funny joke. What's off limits for you is probably not off limits for me.
"she wouldn't work" = she can't take a rape joke.