I'm not sure society will get that bad but it seems like a good read. Maybe it's time to have a birthday wish list. Hmm. Oh and I like the picture of the knife. I have a pro-made version that I picked up on my travels last December, from a Danish merchant at the Jul market at Liseberg in Sweden. It's fantastic.

Dr. Donald Tashkin, Medical Director of the Pulmonary Function Lab at UCLA Medical Center is the world's leading authority on the effects of smoking pot on the lungs.

You're obviously not goth enough... ;)

See: ancient Greeks

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Pretty sure naked woman stopped being scandalous a long time ago.

We ran this republication under its original headline, but it also could have been titled:

It's a smoothie made with blended bee larva? I'd try it.

I take the greatest pleasure in knowing this sentence was spoken one time.

OMG A CREATIVE IS HEAVILY BORROWING FROM THE WORKS OF ANOTHER CREATIVE THAT CAME BEFORE THEM??

I was eating with a large group of friends at a mussels restaurant. There were probably 16 of us so it was pretty chaotic, but we all eventually got our food. My friend, who was sitting near me, ate her food and only afterwards realized that she had gotten the wrong flavor of mussels - like I said it was chaotic and I…

It makes me sad that vegans tip shitty.

Eh, I took it to mean he maybe thought about doing something like TPing her house or sending a whole bunch of pizzas to her house and then deciding that was stupid and not doing it. Not that he took down her address with plans of breaking into her house and murdering her.

This comment is a perfect illustration of why I will NEVER do one of these from the customer's perspective. If you're really complaining about your server saying "no problem," you need to take a long, hard look in the goddamn mirror, because that is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

Uuuuugh. I had an absolute nutter this weekend at the food court I work at. She was nicely dressed and didn't give off a 'crazy' aura, but she has to be the most demanding customer I've had at this job. She started off by ordering a two-patty, double-cheese, double-bacon hamburger with "two and a half fistfuls!" of…

Yeah...no. If you purposely and knowingly hand someone a piece of paper with your info on it, the person you handed it to didn't steal it. Writing down or memorizing a person's info while angry and then calming down and not pursuing any form of revenge means that exactly nothing happened.

And your name and address are not private information.

I got this SOOOOO MUCH working in a bookstore.