Are you honestly saying that in our increasingly globalized world every country in the world should just stick to their own national dress/food/culture? Also, you're being needlessly antagonistic re: "white people are boring and need to steal from our food etc" so it's hard to take you seriously as a commenter.

"You do not get to decide what members of an ethnicity not your own may or may not find offensive."

Get. Over. It. Wearing clothing and accessories inspired by a culture does not automatically debase that culture. It's a fundamentally neutral act.

crops tops went out of style?

How could you miss this from Kendall Jenner?!

I love my crop tops. I was shamed out of wearing them in my late teens for being too young. I figure, I'll wear them now in my late 20s, fuck everyone's opinion, because I like how they look and they provide extra summer breeze, thanks. LOVE THE CROP TOP.

This is not Paul Simon. That you don't know Paul McCartney by sight makes me sad, Kate.

not as good as the ones that say "look at my tits"

It's amazing how good she looks when she's not covered in 50 pounds of Trying Too Hard. Normally she looks like a Lady Gaga tour bus exploded near her.

This is my platform and I mean that literally.

Good God YES

Uh...did you miss that it was a dude?

That makes sense. Fine, Uber. I won't tell people not to shout at servers any more :P
ETA: Also, I really like this as a rule of thumb. It's a good'r:

As a server, I have to disagree here. Eye contact and nodding can often make it impossible to get a server's attention when you need something, because they don't always notice, and then I would look like the asshole because I didn't get them the thing they needed. I have never, ever minded waving or a polite "excuse…

Seriously.

If covering birth control in an insurance plan is a burden on your religious beliefs just wait until you're stuck with the burden of all those female employees on maternity leave.

Yet another problem that would be solved if only we could do away with corporate personhood.

Not only was I a fat bride, I was a pregnant fat bride. Our guests STILL talk about how ours was the most fun wedding they've ever attended 5 years later.

And every wedding is the same! Unless it's a hippie wedding, the best kind. I once went to a hippie wedding in a field officiated by a native dude, with the couple dressed in Sri Lankan wedding clothes (she's Sri Lankan) The only key thing is an open bar, in my opinion. Or BYOB.

I'm not married. Nor am I on my way to the aisle anytime soon. But plenty of my friends have gotten married. It's not surprising that those who were happiest at their weddings were those who didn't give a fuck about their weight. The girls who shoved a huge-ass piece of cake in their mouths. They girls who either made…