Ehh, I really wasn't that good. I was solid but unspectacular; I seldom made any big mistakes, but I was never a star. As far as takes, I usually pulled right in the middle of everyone working. I just didn't feel like arguing about splitting checks (although I did try to dissuade people from paying partly in cash and…

Happy Hour is a COMPLETELY different thing. That's perfectly fine for Happy Hour; in many cases, that actually makes cocktail servers' lives easier. I'm talking specifically about people who sit down in the regular restaurant and repeatedly leave their tables to go buy drinks, because...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

The only reason I'd get behind these creationists is to push them off a cliff.

I can get behind these Creationists. As reigning office champion of waste paper basketball, I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN FEATURED ON ESPN'S SPORTS CENTER!

Also, why hasn't this guy been interviewed for the series?! His theories are critical to our modern understanding of anything space related!

Creationists aren't even on the radar screen for them, they wouldn't even consider us plausible at all.

Tyson laid it out in the show's first episode:

Yes, maybe it should be mandatory to add a sermon on evolution to every church schedule.

So, it's OK to promote blind faith in stuff, as long as it's their stuff. Got it.

Creationist don't believe in science, why do they want to be on a science show?

I never said they shouldn't tip the dancers, just that they should only review the food.

Also, c) I always split the check however the customers wanted it.

If you ever make it over to Scores, I highly recommend the broccoli.

Was that the most phallic food available? :3

Can Jezebel start a feature where writers go to strip clubs, but just review them based on the food?

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT THE STRIP CLUB EXPERIENCE: it was my first time in a strip club. The ambiance was very good. Expecting everything to be expensive, I was pleasantly surprised at the relatively reasonable price ($10!) of their mozzarella sticks.

Reason number 438 why I will never let myself be filmed in the act. I could not, emotionally, handle someone looking at it and going, "You're not very good at that." Like curl in a ball crying.

À chacun son goût...

I agree with you, but I don't know that that's the whole story; many strippers say they feel a sense of empowerment and validation from stripping. I've never been a stripper but I have been a waitress, and I have never once even felt the slightest empowerment or validation in that job.

Yeah, really. I wish we could get rid of tipping as it currently stands and just pay people a living wage, but you can't take that out on your servers! And honestly, the people I've met who don't tip on principle like that actually don't give a damn about paying people a fair wage, they're just cheapskates who don't…