t.i.l. that gwen and gavin named one of their kids after the water-loving pup in paw patrol. weird. 

my high school, which was and is a pretty well-regarded suburban public school, tried to give me an in-school suspension (basically detention for the whole school day so i say it fits this prompt) for leaving the school during free periods my junior year. i should note that many students did this - the school allowed…

“think through why it is that Republicans can openly embrace so many toxic positions and keep winning elections”

#idealbreakfast

if you like raisins, i recommend dried cherries. 

dennis wins just for andes. 

the nys list of priority populations is actually looking pretty appropriate: https://www.governor.ny.gov/news/governor-cuomo-announces-draft-new-york-state-covid-19-vaccination-administration-program (and p.s. this is the kind of substantial information that might be good to, you know, put in your reporting). 

lumping greenwald and weiss together is absurd. weiss wants to cancel/silence/deplatform people who support the bds movement, and greenwald has dragged her extensively for wanting to silence some people while also whinging about “cancel culture.”

excellent juke and shot from lavelle. press also deserve plaudits for the interception, run, and a great pass: with the outside of her boot while running at full speed with three defenders in close proximity. pleased to see her start up front for the u.s., she deserves to start all our important games at this point…

i didn’t need to know any of that. can we instead have some reporting on “return of the mack” singer mark morrison please?

“If you don’t want to do it, fine,” Price told the audience. “Might as well move to Venezuela now. Get used to that lifestyle, cause that’s what’s coming.”

my spouse likes listening to hozier when washing dishes. we use amazon music though, and to my knowledge they don’t put together a most-listened-to list like this. 

But what changes does Obama believe people actually want? Have none of the Democratic politicians disavowing slogans coined by prison abolitionists considered the possibility that the people calling for the police to be defunded.... actually want to defund the police? Not reform, not change, but actually defund.…

headline writer:

if only we could see, via the man’s own twitter feed, an admission that the narrator was white.

i know we’ve got some loonies in the incoming freshman class, but this absolute scum leaving the house is worth toasting with a celebratory beverage.

yeah, so the guy who wrote the letter should be banned from christmas permanently, and the guy (and anyone else) who put up the santa (or any christmas decoration) before thanksgiving should be required to volunteer in a soup kitchen for a number of days equal to the number of days prior to thanksgiving he erected the…

well, glad i have not updated the app. we’ll see how long i can go without doing so.

zach lowe said (on a podcast while talking about how this is a crying shame and everyone in the l loves klay) that the warriors tried to get klay to learn/incorporate moves to “draw” fouls while shooting 3s and he was like “no thanks, that shit ain’t basketball.” 

there should be a table with each staff member’s answers on these questions extending back to the first would u, updated with each new post in this category. new staffers should have to go back and answer all prior would us.