SantiCazorla
SantiCazorla
SantiCazorla

i say “you’re all wet, archimedes” to people in a wide variety of circumstances and usually am met by blank stares. 

my two year old watched this and for months after would randomly come out with “i’m not a squirrel, i’m a boy.” 

was coming here to say this. when i did a csa, even though all the vegetables were straight from the farm, the radish leaves were somehow dirtier than everything else (even other veggies that grow underground. i never understood why.

“So feel free to judge. 

i know he’s famous and all but to me he’s really just the third wheel in the timbo-nelly furtado extended collabo.

who still uses the shared office gym in a pandemic anyway? 

i am excited for this, but it would have been useful to let us know where/how we can watch. 

no no no, the plural of moose is meese. 

legos. 

from your fingertips to god’s ears.

i find new zealand very appealing but worry about the potential for seismic activity.

all i need in this life of sin

that guy has never mowed a lawn in his life. 

my vote is for marnie, though props to allison for picking gigli. most egregious snubs:

locking them up wouldn’t help public health, since jails have been a major locus of virus transmission.

no, it’s the italian version of ‘muricans.

if disney isn’t even going to use the space, they should open it up for people to explore anyhow. i’m not sympathetic to them at all in this scenario. 

they been waiting for this since “you got me” blew up.

well it sounds like they’re banking on some people actually meaning it about not liking to shop for groceries online. online grocery shopping has been available in nyc for years, and i’ve tried it plenty of times before this crisis as well as doing it regularly now. it will never be as good for me as shopping in a