as a parent of two young kids: there is nothing wrong with the typical wooden restaurant high chair. if you let your kid get injured with one of those, it’s either user error or the buckle failed.

“an area that she happily gentrified.”

“Chicago > NYC”

“the Trump administration’s goal of promoting officer safety and morale while fighting violent crime.”

“You can argue (if you must) that Bill Clinton’s abuse of power wasn’t damning enough to mandate he cede the presidency, but if you can’t see how Lewinsky’s legal age means jack shit in this context, then don’t bother saying anything at all.”

no beer or coffee? this explains a lot.

they’re paying mcbuckets more than 20 million per season.

stories about the would-be justice makes sure to indicate that he has been “credibly accused” or faces “credible accusations.”

if it were up to white women, according to the quinnipac poll referenced above, this dirtbag would not be confirmed by a 46% to 45% margin.

1. a. of course it isn’t guaranteed that you will have mexican cooks making your mexican food, but it is also not unlikely.

but did you go to garth brooks concert after?

“I’m sorry I can’t help but laugh at your ignorance... The extent depends highly upon one is... why should they get a say even if they’re not willing to join one of the only two supported parties?”

i like the ilyana and dani actors, but (a) cecelia reyes is supposed to be a black lady with dreads in cornrows, and (b) where is xi’an coy manh?

“does anyone actually care about all these X-Men spin-offs?”

i’m just sayin that for all you or i know tulsa has some dudes from oaxaca cooking up delicious authentic mexican food. you don’t have to eat it, but when you wrote “No, we will not eat Mexican food in fucking Tulsa, what is wrong with you dude?” that was too far.

you’re supposed to cook them such that the fat renders, silly.

this is suuuuuuuuch an asshole take. as someone who got married at city hall and had a reception in a public park:

“I’m a ... non-drinker...”

“If you went into a $100 a plate restaurant and saw employees wearing flipflops and tank tops you’d probably just turn around and walk out no matter how well they took orders or made change.”

“Why would Schumer hamstring himself and his caucus—and a future Democratic nominee for the Supreme Court, under a future Democratic president—by suggesting that he’s considering reverting to the 60-vote rule?”