@BiznessMan: Well, apparently the word hasn't gotten out. As of right now, I am on an Air Force computer on Andrews AFB, and facebook and youtube are both blocked.

I correctly guessed that #3 is a cat before clicking on the minimized picture to get the story.

Two things:

@skrip00: What the flying fuck are you jibbering about? I didn't say it was okay. Not once, nor did I allude to that sentiment. I simply said don't compare it to the holocaust.

@Robusto68: If you roll over and let them, then they can.

@skrip00: All fine and true and all, but let's not go throwing around the plight of the Jews in such a flippant manner. When everyone equates every injustice to the holocaust and every jerk to Hitler in an attempt to puff up their claim, all they're doing is minimizing the past and insulting millions who died.

@MikeSWelch: Modern airport security: Just like the holocaust.

@tomatO_-: You mean just like lunchtime?

Aliens.

@ircmaster: Or remote control from the ISS, where someone has real eyes on him/her...

@Interstella5555: Just hold your breath really long by thinking of french fries...

@Ben R: If I did die like that, at least there would be the silver lining of being cremated by re-entry.

@dannkherb: We don't want them passing us up. Damn dirty apes.

@Aaron Crabtree: I'm also not saying that is a hard and fast rule, just a generalization. The definition is flexible, and often subject to state law, which in some cases does simply stipulate that a school have a certain number of graduate programs.

@Aaron Crabtree: As a BYU alumni, I can attest and promise you that BYU does, in fact, do quite a bit of research.

@fughedaboudit: Those two definitions overlap quite a bit. One of the primary differences between undergrad degrees and post-grad degrees is the level of research being done.

@dgkz0idberg: In the U.S., the difference between college and university has to do with the academic contributions of the school. It's a designation of the school itself.

@DJM: I don't know how your experience will be, but I got a lot more out of grad school than I did out of undergrad.

@philibuster: Isn't it a dissertation for a Ph.D.?

I remember when I was a kid a racquet ball or lacross ball could keep me entertained for weeks.