@Cabs21: First they learn to strategize, then they learn to win, then they learn to feel, and finally they grow closer to being human as they learn to suffer from debilitating video gaming addiction.

This may very well be the moment in my life in which the internet has jumped the shark.

@Erik The Red: I could appreciate the time it took, if I didn't see the time as having been completely wasted.

Okay, wow. That is freaking awesome! John Hammond would be proud!

Somewhere out there I'm sure there is a pretentious, artsy douche who sees significant meaning in this and believes it will change something.

@coirbidh: Yes, they are currently being destroyed anyway, but because of the ban, federal dollars are not going towards them beiong created for that purpose.

Poppycock! A time-traveling old lady using a cell phone in broad daylight is far more likely and simple an explanation! Anything else is impossible. Eliminate the impossible, and whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. I learned that from Star Trek 6. I also learned some stuff about sabos and the…

Nice to see that Jon Stewart finally got that purple car he always wanted.

@CubemonkeyNYC: Isn't it a site populated and moderated by women?

@kamalster: Surely you can't be serious...

@Wheema: When I lived in Brazil there were a couple instances in the town I lived in, Campo Belo, Minas Gerais. There was some kind of infection going around which lowered the heart rate and weakened the pulse to the point that a standard finger check would not yield any kind of result. The under-trained doctors in…

For everyone saying that the US doesn't use the metric system, do you think we don't do any kind of business involving weights and measures with countries that do use the metric system?

@nxdu: Yes they do.

@timestep: We don't use it as part of our culture, but in international commerce, we use it.

@DerFour: What about if it's Jeremy Irons or Robert DeNiro? How about then?

@Flathead Smith and the Screaming Straight Pipes: Really? I don't see it...

It's "whet your appetite", not "wet". A common and understandable mistake.

@Nayrlladnar: Hey, more for us!

@xido: That's a good idea. I'll be sure to take good care of it.